Banana Bread = Spam

Banana Bread And Blogging

Hey Guys Today I’m Going To Show You How Me Making Banana Bread ( Was Trying To Be Nice And Make Desert) Turns Into A Blogging Lesson! Ok Heres How It All Started. We Ordered Dominoes Tonight And We All Ate Till We Dropped Literally. Then My Mom Mentioned Banana Bread And I Offered To Make Some! So Yeah You Get It… So Me And My Brother Were Getting Out The Ingredients That It Said To Use And Guess What… Heres What It Said

ΒΌ Cup Soda

So Yeah My Dumb Brother Went To Get A Mountain Dew While I Looked For The Baking Soda… Yep It Was All Gone So I Thought “Ohhhh Its Only One Ingredient?!” So We Continued… Once I Put Them In The Oven It Was Like A Flock Of Birds… My Step Bro And Sister Couldn’t Stop Looking At It While It Was In The Oven. So I Finally Just Let Them.

Ok Ding, Ding, Ding They Were Done. So I Got Them Out And Noticed Something Odd They Hadn’t Rose Very Much… ( Turn Out That Is What The Baking Soda Does) LOL, So I Put Them On Napkins And Put Them On The Table. And Brought One To My Mom Who Was Working On Her Site. She Took One Bite And Had The “WOW!!!” Look On Her Face But Not The Good One… But She Continued Saying “Good Job Honey There So Good” Yeah I Thought Sure LOL! (But I Let Her Lie To Keep Her Good Mom Rep)

Siblings Turn LOL, They Sit Down And 3 Of The 4 Take One Bite And Have An ” About To Blow Chunks Look” And The Other Finishes In About 3 Seconds And Asks For Seconds… ( You Have To Know That One ( Alyssa ) To Get It…) Anyways The Others Were Trying To Figure Out If I Poisoned Them. And I Thought ” Ok Maybe They Taste More Banana E? Yeah, So I Took A Bite And One Thing Came To My Mind!!!

SALT

Yep I Mixed Up Teaspoon And Put A Tablespoon Of Salt LOL. So My Mom Finally Told Me That They Were ” A Little Ripe” LOL Nice Wording Mom… So As I Tried Not To Barf I Thought.

“Man, This Is Kind of Like Blogging… If You Leave Something Out Like A Tip Or Something It Turn Out So-So But If You Add To Much Salt (Spam) Then No One Will Like You Or Your Blog. So Just Like Next Time I Cook Everyone Will Be Like… ” 5 Dollars For Whoever Tries It First!” People Will Be Like Man I Don’t Trust This Guy He Is A Spammer!

Yeah So Thanks For Reading And Be Sure To Comment And Ask Questions ” Ill Post Pics L8er” Thanks Again And Join My Feed!

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One Response to “Banana Bread = Spam”

  1. LOL … they were interesting! LOL … but I really was proud of you guys for getting in there and trying this all on your own. I’ve made a ton of mistakes cooking and baking … I promise you! I like how you related it to online spam … it’s definitely not something people will want to deal with and you’re right they won’t trust you any time soon if you make a mistake with it. Keep up the good/great work on your blog … and on your new niche site … I’ve almost caught up with you! LOL … then we move on to promoting … and I should be able to gain some ground. Love you!

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